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  • This is my last first day of school. FML.

    August 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I need a class for my minor thats only offered at one time. I need a class for my major that is at the exact same time. fml

    April 12, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I missed registration. By a week. FML.

    March 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I got kicked off campus, doing an extra semester, and STILL can’t enroll in the classes I need to graduate. FML.

    March 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • Blacked out twice this week. FML.

    March 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I used to pick the InstantDaily. Then I graduated. Now I can never get in. FML.

    March 22, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -0

     
    • swimmer 6:56 pm on March 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you graduated. stop trying to get in the instantdaily.

  • I shit my pants at the fair. FML.

    March 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I’m just finishing up my freshman year and I can’t afford to come back next year. FML

    March 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • Spring break is over. FML

    March 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I was the third person to start waiting for a Green line bus. When the bus came, I let everyone else on first being polite, and then was told I’d have to wait for the next because it was full. FML.

    March 11, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
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    • whattt 8:32 am on March 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      happens all the time. i suggest the yellow line as a decent alternative.

      • KMUC 9:06 pm on April 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Not if you live in Charter Oak. Then you really only have the Green

  • Union Street Market Rapes us because we use points 6.99 for Wendy’s 3.99 wings. FML.

    March 5, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
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    • ugh 6:46 am on March 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      wow… you’re right! paying too much for wings is just like rape!

  • I failed statistics, I have to take it again…FML.

    March 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • there’s a zombie in my english class. FML.

    February 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I live in Daytona Beach. Unfortunately I can’t even afford to go home for break. FML

    February 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I don’t own an umbrella…FML

    February 25, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -2

     
    • Anonymous 4:00 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      it doesn’t matter anyways

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